Chuck Norris FC [3982]
Letzte Spiele:
Chuck Norris press release...the facts!
2020-11-25 20:54
Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.
In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.
When God said, “Let there be light!” Chuck said, “Say Please.”
Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.
If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.
The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.
Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, ‘Two seconds till.’ After you ask, ‘Two seconds to what?’ he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”
Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his pee as a canned beverage. It’s now called Red Bull.
If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris press release...the facts!
2020-11-25 20:54
Congratulations Leicester City FC
2016-05-13 16:49
Mart Kapp breaks the 400 goal barrier
2010-02-24 12:03
Buddha`s Boots
2010-02-03 16:43
Chuck is seriously tough!
2009-12-24 18:12
THE TOP TEN CHUCK NORRIS FACTS:
2008-09-12 23:10
Chuck news flash
2008-06-11 20:54
Even `Google` know the score!
2008-03-28 17:06
More facts about the Mighty Chuck
2008-01-10 22:04
Chuck Norris Facts are hard to swallow
2006-12-21 18:53
i doubt i will have a team ready by sunday!
Daleg2006 [del] 2007-08-10
hey you will have an easier win this weekend as i am selling pretty much all main players :)
Daleg2006 [del] 2007-08-09
oh yeah im starting to get used to losing ;)
Daleg2006 [del] 2007-08-06
Cheers mate, sure we will see you here soon enough.
Mr_hot-spur [del] 2007-06-27
i want invite you for me tourmant Ostry
ostry_ 2007-04-05
good luck from the beautiful Romania. i wish you all the luck in the world. take care of you.
Rafa_Benitez [del] 2007-03-17
ooh. tough un - stick with it and you`ll improve.
forestman [del] 2006-10-15
Welcome to the world of Plus. :)
forestman [del] 2006-08-10
congrats on your plus :D
Cerb 2006-08-10
1 :)
kuben [del] 2006-08-01Seite 8 | Einträge: 80 | weiter
| Anzahl der eingeladenen Manager: 0 | |
|
|
|
|
Arnaud Van Avermaet has been bought
2024-09-18 23:09:04
|
|
Tommy Ingram has been sold
2024-09-15 21:38:58
|
|
Relu Ioan has been sold
2024-09-14 21:50:56
|
|
Tommy Ingram has been placed on a transfer list
2024-09-13 21:23:00
|
|
Jackson Fenton has been placed on a transfer list
2024-09-12 22:30:10
|